I hate you, Apple.

True story:

About ten years ago, I was given an opportunity to buy Apple stock at around a couple bucks a share-I don’t remember the exact price, but it was cheap. Being young and naive-and a little skeptical given the recent dotcom bust-I passed. 

Today, Apple announces a 3.07 BILLION dollar profit on $13 BILLION dollars in revenue, and their stock prices is screaming towards $300 a share.

Meanwhile, I’m currently sitting here typing this at my breakfast bar, unemployed.